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puppyofficial:

i’m almost finished with my feminism project (a compilation of almost everything i’ve learned for the past year including articles, videos, and personal writings) so i am vry much Powered Up With Feminism Juice like i could shoot down any misogynist right now 

Daughter rising.

 Then = January, 2010   a million years ago…

Then: God, I need a job

 Now:  It took a while, but thank you, thank you. 1000 Hail Marys currently in progress.

Then: My brain is melting.

Now:  Brain melt no doubt the result of watching The View one too many times while making peanut butter sandwiches two days in advance.

 Then: He’s cute.

 Now:  No. He was just OK, but I’d probably do him.

Then: I love my kids. 

Now:  Ditto, plus, plus.

Then: I AM a good mother and teenagers are friggin’ annoying. 

Now: Yes. And, Hell Yes!

 Then: I don’t need hot shoes.

Now: See watching too much of the View, above.

Then: Sarah Palin needs a big steaming cup of “shut the F up.”

Now:  Thank you, waiter. Keep ‘em coming.

Then: I need help sometimes.

Now: I like help. Help is good.

 Then: 401(k), shmo o’ one kay. I’m screwed and can never retire.

Now:  Never say never.

Then: Sarah Palin writes a book and I’m still writing stupid shit on my computer in the middle of the night. Kill me now.

Now:  Sarah who?

Then:  He’s sweet and I like him and that’s OK.

Now:  Derrrr. Of course he is! I’m an idiot.

 Then: I’m never using a credit card ever EVER again.

Now: I think I can. I think I can. I think I Can.

Then: Shit. Can I pay my mortgage?

Now: Yes. Yes, I Can. You can stop calling me now. Thank you. F you.

Then: I don’t get this health care bill. Did we move to Canada?

Now:  New health insurance subsidies provided to families of four making up to $88K annually , or 400% of the federal poverty level.  Insurance companies prohibited from denying coverage based on pre-existing conditions. Insurers required to provide coverage for non-dependent children up to age 26. I am not moving to Manitoba.

Then: I’m going to write more.

Now: I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

 Then: So, I’m a Cougar. Whatever.

Now: I have tiger blood.

 Then: Why does Sarah Palin still bug the crap out of me?!!

Now: Everybody kind of bugs the crap out of me. I accept that. I am perfect.

Then and Now:

Life is good. I am grateful. I think I’ll fall in love. Everything’s going to be OK.